69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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