We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Boobs speak an international language.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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