Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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