How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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