he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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