he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
should my penis look like a turkey
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
