Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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