Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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