The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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