Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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