wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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