I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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