Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Soap is not a condiment
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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