We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
you made out with another girl for some wings
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
