I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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