Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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