everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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