His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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