he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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