i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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