You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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