Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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