i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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