Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
id be glad to
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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