We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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