forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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