I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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