We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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