The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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