By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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