this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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