And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Damn victory sex feels great
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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