this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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