I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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