she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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