Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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