please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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