that's an acceptable place to lick
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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