You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I love having hate sex.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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