Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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