Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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