i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Don't make out with my wife yet
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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