is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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