Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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