I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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