Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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