so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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