sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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