SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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