i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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